Recently at Pizza Hut, Sethi orders the meal for two and has a nice chat with the waiter:
Sethi: Can you replace the soup in the meal with the, uh, the, arre aap ke paas woh peene ko kyaa hota hai...........
Waiter: Sir, woh kyaa, BEVERAGES???
Sethi: HAAN WAHI !!!!!!
Trust me, this is neither the end, nor the beginning, of The Sethi.....
The Indian police has many jokes to its credit, and I attempt to add a true story of the great Lucknow (LKO) police.
My friend Animesh's car broke down and we left it on side of a bridge above the river Gomti. When he later came to retrieve it, it was...... tada!!! Gone.
Apparently a dog died in the vehicle's vicinity, and some nice soul covered it with a sheet. Then some genius mistook it for a dead body, and made his call (phone call) of duty. Finally on a case, a task force came to carefully uncover the sheet, recovering our friend the dead dog.
Pissed off, the anger of the hardworking and goose chasing cops came down on the car, as how dare an abandoned car be near the body of a dead dog??
The horror!!!
Tracking down the car's owner was another bitch for them as it was registered in Animesh's dada's name, who forgot about it and refused to identify it.
When Animesh finally reached the station, the cop simply states:"Bhai tumhari gaadi ne toh hamaari gaand hi maar di" (your car screwed us big time).
Is that WOW or wat?
Mukesh Patnaik is 2 peg Anna, henceforth to be referred as Anna. His comments, the best of which shall hopefully be posted, flow freely after 2 pegs.... but somehow this one came when he was sober: "Daaru woh Parachute hai joh life ke freefall ko thoda Dheere kar deta hai."
